THURSDAY 09 JUNE 05 evelyn records night #3 050609.evelyn2.jpg :drones/arias/bowed guitars/post-millenial postrock: circle brothers [home-fi spacerock] johann wlight [abstract drone w/tibetan instruments] bronwen stephens [arias] karina ESP [guitar ambient/drone] cheapmachines [electronics/noise/drone-works] streetlightunit [lo-fi improvisation] keung (the mandlebrot set) [improvised quiet/loud post-rock]
FRIDAY 10 JUNE 05 mike walter behind the beyond
SATURDAY 11 JUNE 05 050611.luminousfrenzy.jpg luminous frenzy
"We've known that it exists for more than 25 years," says astronomer Virginia Trembler of the University of California. "But we don't know what the hell it is."

But a recent revelation threatens to explain the phenomena once and for all and amazingly it all started in a long back garden in London England!

There - two DJ's with an astronomical bent (who coincidentally are called Luminous Frenzy!) built a machine the details of which are a closely guarded secret.

"We called it the Parallel-Uni-Orgasm" said Frank Frenzy who had the idea one night when he was cooking carrot and coriander soup.

"It came to me in a flash of inspiration, and I was able to buy the parts the next day from my local Maplins store, I showed the plans to Louise Luminous and she assembled it in a couple of hours, she's great at that kind of thing - she can even do IKEA furniture."

But how does it all work? A simple explanation is that the PUO machine enables the users to see into parallel universes. Frank explains:

"I tested the machine and found out that I could photograph myself in many different parallel universes living many different lives. For example in the photo you can see me working as a bouncer refusing to let people with learning difficulties into a nightclub. Yet in the universe we consider "real" I work for a charity that promotes exactly the opposite - we run clubs for people with learning difficulties!"

Luminous Frenzy realised then that they were onto something. They finally had proof that people are all living many different lives in many different but parallel universes. So what's next for the inventors?

Louise says: "The next step is to develop the machine so that you can transport between parallel universes. If you are unhappy with your lot in this universe why not try another? We hope to be able to offer people the chance to make the ultimate lifestyle change. Once we have perfected the technique we will be auctioning it on ebay - so watch this space."

To find out more about the Parallel-Uni-Orgasm you can meet the DJ's this Saturday at:

Luminous Frenzy (+ guests) DJ set
The Foundry
7-11

SUNDAY 12 JUNE 05 3-8 CHEEKY RANDOM 050612.cheekyrandom.gif 8-10 WELCOME TO WORMWORLD open mic poetry
TUESDAY 14 JUNE 05 new art in the vaults HEW EDWARDS new art in the library ED FULLER new art on the bar wall by SHEM BOOTH 050614.shem.jpg 050614.shem.organics.jpg http://medialab.freaknet.org/shem/ open keyboard PIANO NIGHT >> new art in the basement DESIGN AGAINST FUR a competition for compassion winners unveiling and exhibition a competition to design a poster with the compassionate message 'fur is cruel' Organised by Britain's leading anti-fur group, Respect for Animals, on behalf of the international Fur Free Alliance, the winning entries, chosen from design courses throughout the UK, will be exhibited for one week. The winners can also be seen on the website: http://respectforanimals.org
WEDNESDAY 15 JUNE 05 T.R.A.P.E.S.E presents THE GREAT G8 DEBATE PUB QUIZ 060515.poster_col.jpg
THURSDAY 16 JUNE 05 TIM GOLDY PRESENTS... GRAPITALISTA DJ'S plus Live sets *TOTAL ASBO PERISTALTIC ENDGAME* *DJ* DAN BEBAN (SLAKES, LITTLE WET HORSE) *DJ* DANIEL BEATTIE (SARCOMASINE BLOC) *DJ* " "[sic] GOLDIE (SARCOMASINE BLOC, SLAKES, DEFLAG HAEMORRHAGE/HAIEN KONTRA) PLUS OTHER DISTURBISTZ! "One of the assumptions of the adolescent or normative purist is that there is in his oeuvre a continuity of justified property value. The forgotten juvenilia extracted from the back room is never what it is. Or rather it has never been forgotten. It has always been accorded the status of the canonical. This is hardly surprising since the canon has been a fixed and intransitive thing - as it can be when one's reasons for acting remain forever unreconstructed as the reasons why one acted. There is no junk which gets its unforseen moment in the limelight in virtue of some retrospective or historical work, some seeing of an aspect in the diachronic overlap in which discourse takes place. There is only the model of proper continuity. The apologetic language of this continuity is replete with anecdote. Through misuse of the definite article, accidental encounters and casual enterprises are retrospectively accorded a public life. There are no bad moments which may or may not turn out to be recoverable; instead there are transitional works. The greater the morphological continuity in distributed one-idea culture, the greater the likelihood that there will be a sense of justified continuity of property value. A continuity in appearance appears to disarm charges of callow bad faith as there are no revalued surprises. What there is is historicism in reverse." Art and Language. The End(s) of End-game Art. June 1994
FRIDAY 17 JUNE 05 dean
SATURDAY 18 JUNE 05 clive 050618.clive.jpg
SUNDAY 19 JUNE 05 3-8 hadrian.coulton 8-10 WELCOME TO WORMWORLD open mic poetry
MONDAY 20 JUNE 05 - CLOSED
TUESDAY 21 JUNE 05 open keyboard PIANO NIGHT new art on the far wall GIUSEPPE MELE new art in the basement JAY MOON 050621.TargetPreview.jpg new art on the stair well - LOVE and MARKET RESEARCH by BASTOS PRODUCTIONS 050621.Creamy2.jpg
WEDNESDAY 22 JUNE 05 KAY
THURSDAY 23 JUNE 05 050623.hypnogogo5a.jpg HYPNOGOGO Another dose of extreme organic electronica in association with DubiousAudio and Machine Records, featuring Superimpozer on trumpet and laptop, Fumezombie and Jethro Bagust on laptop. http://www.machine-records.com
FRIDAY 24 JUNE 05 ALVA PARK
SATURDAY 25 JUNE 05 >> bar floor gratipalista >> basement music from... lumpy ground sound sound system for JAY MOON's exhibition http://www.tokie.co.uk/
SUNDAY 26 JUNE 05 3-8 WIRELESSFM 8-10 WELCOME TO WORMWORLD open mic poetry
MONDAY 27 JUNE 05 - CLOSED
TUESDAY 28 JUNE 05 open keyboard PIANO NIGHT new art in the vaults MISS ROBERTS new art on the bar wall GREGORY SMART new art in the library CHRISTINA COCULLO - UNDICISTANTI 060628.cocullo.jpg new art in the pink room 'Esme, Transmuter of Dreams' by RUTH CALLAND 050529.esme1.jpg 050529.esme2.jpg
WEDNESDAY 29 JUNE 05 >> bar floor MISS ROBERT'S FLYING CABERET 050629.library-poster.jpg The Library of Obscure Arts and Wonders -opening night- =with= THE FLYING CABERET starring: Rude Mechanicals Lite A Naked John Callaghan Scorpio Scorpio >> pink room participative performance: RADMILLA CLICK Time-Travelling Secret Agent During the cold war both the US and the Soviet Union gathered information about strategic locations by using a technique called remote viewing. By focussing on map co-ordinates, spies were able to make drawings of these locations, the veracity of which was verified later using traditional espionage techniques. Radmilla Click will repose under a bed during her travels, a bed on which a visitor will be able to lie. They will pass a sealed envelope under the bed to Radmilla, containing a specified location and date. She will then make a drawing of what she sees there, which may (or may not) be of strategic interest...
THURSDAY 30 JUNE 05 LOVE and MARKET RESEARCH by BASTOS PRODUCTIONS Private view with DJs Spy Sir D, Id and Ron Speed
FRIDAY 01 JULY 05 >> bar floor REHABILITATION >> basement 050701.bavin.jpg ***Girl on the left side presents*** BAVIN 2 hours of improvised medieval noise from Graham Gatheral and Matthew Yee-King Starts 8pm
SATURDAY 02 JULY 05 >> bar floor CHRISTOS >> basement ARTITUDE
SUNDAY 03 JULY 05 >> bar floor
THE BARE LEG CLUB FEATURING... BRAINS&VIRGIN 7-8PM and 1st Sunday of every month HTTP://WWW.BRAINSANDVIRGIN.CO.UK
8-10 WELCOME TO WORMWORLD open mic poetry >> basement OLIGARCH
MONDAY 04 JULY 05 - CLOSED
TUESDAY 05 JULY 05 open keyboard PIANO NIGHT new art on the stair well JONG HEE KIM new art in the basement DANNY POCKETS new art on the far wall CHRIS FULLER
WEDNESDAY 06 JULY 05 tony voller
THURSDAY 07 JULY 05 Ross (earshot sounds electronics - ancient)
FRIDAY 08 JULY 05 marcus snapshots
SATURDAY 09 JULY 05 >> bar floor phil dodman 7gt;> basement ARTITUDE
SUNDAY 10 JULY 05 >> bar floor 3-8 3-8 shanti osa 8-10 WELCOME TO WORMWORLD open mic poetry >>basement OLIGARCH
MONDAY 11 JULY 05 - CLOSED
TUESDAY 12 JULY 05 open keyboard PIANO NIGHT
WEDNESDAY 13 JULY 05 PAUL CATON
THURSDAY 14 JULY 05 PNUK
FRIDAY 15 JULY 05
SATURDAY 16 JULY 05 NORMAL
SUNDAY 17 JULY 05 8-10 WELCOME TO WORMWORLD open mic poetry
MONDAY 18 JULY 05 - CLOSED
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